Quick Political Rant

OK.

State for the fact I don't like either of the Candidates.

But I find this just a tad priceless...

I do a typical quick scan f the major news outlets (BBC, CNN, Fox, Drudge, Ace...)

I see this: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1816620,00.html

Edwards on Obama's veep list?

Bad news Senator. Edwards is a hypocritical, pandering idiot. Democrat friend of mine described him as that not, but a few days ago. But apparently my Democrat Friend was slightly off base when he described him as "hypocritical, pandering". Apparently he should have used "hypocritical, pandering, and philandering".

For evidence I must point you to this: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sen_john_edwards_caught_with_mistress_and_love_child_in_la_hotel/celebrity/65193

But it's the National Enquirer, you say.

Exactly, they know they'll get slammed with a few hefty libel suits, so I'm sure they wouldn't come out with this (again) unless they've got some evidence.

He of course denies it. All the National Enquirer boys and girls have to do is show Mr. Edwards was in the lobby of the hotel when they say he was in the hotel. I betcha somebody has a copy of the hotels CCTV DVD's right now...

Nice try Johnny boy. Booty calls ('round 3am) at LA hotels with campaign staffer baby-sitting the love child - next door, whilst cancer-stricken wife is sick and two young children are at home in NC? Classy.

Further "Crazed American" advice to the Obama campaign: Cross the Former Senator John Edwards off of the list. He can campaign for you (if you want him to), but no more talk of him being in the administration in any capacity. Spare me Mr. Edwards tearful confession to his "possibly dying wife" that he's sought solace in the arms of another woman - a confession that I'm sure Team Edwards will get Oprah to host.

What's the deal with this loser? He was a lackluster senator (Didn't even serve a full term), crappy running mate the first go 'round - so just why is he on the supposed "short list"?!?

Politicians being unfaithful to their spouses is one thing, but when small children are involved, just makes the Papa Bear int he Crazed American more than a little irritated.

Pick Edwards, you get a (proven LOSER) wealthy/ champion of the poor and downtrodden philanderer in the administration. Hell, no one's got much ammunition to say that Hillary! ever cheated on Bill (I'm not to the point where I'm buying the out-there lesbian rumors, either).

Now would be a good time for Hillary! to announce that she's divorcing Bill. That might show me that Hillary! has a little bit of self respect, and self confidence. That'd be the only way I'd possibly vote for an Obama / Clinton Ticket.

John McCain is old. He's a little bit scary and does not really inspire me.

As I've said before, Obama picks General / Secretary Colin Powell as a running mate, I might just have to believe in Hope and Change...

Come on, surely there are some people out there who might step forward and lead this great nation?