Here we go, kids...

It's like the mad rush of charitable donations that occcur before the end of the tax year. Only with a lot more high explosives...

Israel is hitting "hundreds" of sites in Gaza. Please note the relative silence from Fatah and Abbas in the West Bank. Got to love "Palestinian" "Unity".

Israel, in my studied opinion, will hit Iran within three weeks, with "Special Emphasis" on the areas in and around Natanz. By "Special Emphasis" I mean the creative application of a staggering amount of air dropped, deep penetrating, ordnance. I would not be surprised if nuclear deep penetrators are used.

To add insult to injury, the Pakistani's have put their forces on high alert and are moving units toward the borders with India. India is rattling saber's like it's going out of town. Great - two nuclear armed powers are about to take roughly a century of animosity and crank it up a notch.

All of this before the current resident of the Office of the President-Elect, begins his "rule". His spokeswoman's term, definitely not mine.

So, to sum up - 2008 has really sucked. I have hope for 2009, but let's call it "cautious optimism", and by that mean I might have to start drinking heavily.

Greatest blog... ever... with pictures

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

I'm amazed I was able to type this through the haze of tears from laughing so hard.


(Hat Tip to the always stellar Ace of Spades ace.mu.nu)

Awesome...

Got this from Rustmeister's Alehouse: http://rustmeister.blogspot.com/

(Click for larger version- the fine print is worth it)

Drunk Blogging 101

OK, so perhaps blogging while blasted is a complete mistake, but here it goes...

***RANT #1***
Spaten Optimator Beer *(From Munich, by G-d) (fu--in' Krauts) is verry, verry tasty, 'specially after 1/2 a bottle of Petit Syrah.

***RANT #2***
The world and everything in it is going to shit. Bad things are on the horizon. Nobody remembers how bad it can get. It will again. Ask the Chinese...

***Rant #3***
Curse me for quoting Whitney Houston, but children are indeed our future.

***Rant #4***
This whole thing made a lot more sense when I started it.

***Rant #5***
Women... man, oh man. What a... (feel free to project)

***Rant #6***
I am finding that I am similar to Steve, Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, Charlotte, Aiden, Alexsandr, Smith, Harry, and John James Preston. F--k you, Mr. King. To those of you who get this reference, kudos. To those, who don't - don't worry about it.

Out,

The Crazed American

PS -------s should stay strong. They should, above all, continue to act as the gentlemen they are. Telling the b--ch where to "step off" gains nothing. 'Specially before all of your stuff is moved out.

PPS Others will understand when I unload on them during our "session" in the AM. Sorry in advance, but I get eloquent when I am "in my cups". I can't start drinking that early in the AM... To those of you who are in the dark, apologies.

Again,

Out,

The Crazed American

Somebody is busy...

...desperately trying to start a war.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2008-12-04-new-delhi-airport_N.htm

Looks as though the Indian police forces have decided this time that shooting armed men acting in a threatening fashion makes a certain amount of sense.

Nuclear war anyone?