Oh, joy...

http://closingvelocity.typepad.com/closing_velocity/2009/03/aloha-north-korea-announces-detailed-missile-flight-plan.html

And I have stolen McKittrick's graphic as well. All credit goes ti him, I take none - just tryin' to get the word out, brother...

Great - wonder what SIOP says 'bout the NorK's lobbing missiles at us.

Guess thas might fit under the "engineered crisis" that Joe "gimme a f--kin' break" Biden was talking about right before and after the election...

As Dirty Harry used to say: "Marvelous."

Good.

Japan warns it may shoot down North Korean satellite launcher

Read the rest of it here.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/13/north-korea-japan-nuclear-missile

The Crazed American is all for allowing Japan to defend itself. Now let's sell them a boat load of F22's. All profit to go to reducing the national debt, and it keeps the bloody NorKs off kilter.

Good hunting, JASDF...

Sorry

Apologies for not posting. Too busy preparing for the coming societal collapse, or the writing of my book, whichever comes first.

Hopefully the book.

F--k it.

I think I may be done with the whole "follow the news" thing. Fu-k it - I think I may be all for letting "Rome" "burn".

TARP was a bad thing.

The "Stimulus" is a bad thing.

This:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/19/science/earth/19epa.html?_r=1

is a very bad thing.

THE SCIENCE IS NOT SETTLED.

This is noting but a method to further damage an already crippled economy. They will be able to control everything now. the horizontal and the vertical.

Thanks for making me sound paranoid.

Thanks for trying to regulate a natural by product of life as a pollutant.

I officially reserve the right to smugly say, "I told you so".

Hasta la pasta,

the Crazed American
Opposition Website author and soon to be fugitive from "justice"

M4 Training

A video - excellent stress inducing firearms training. Not for the faint of heart (NSFW - language), or people who don't like South African "contractors".

An epihany and a new catchphrase!

So I'm bombing it down Bald Mountain, at a certain local ski resort today, and by bombing it I mean I am hauling a$$ down the gravity gradient. It was indeed one of those days.

The weather - perfect

The Snow - perfect

Me - in the zone and skiing like a god

I'm thinking about taking a lesson to clean up my form, 'cause I want to look good, and right now, I probably don't. Saying that I don't look good is one thing, but I can ski anything with snow on it.

So the catch phrase came into my head:

What I lack in ability and style, I more than make up for with a complete lack of concern.

Realized that I don't care what I look like when I ski. The mountain sure as hell doesn't care, and that's the only thing I really have to deal with when I ski.

Let it snow.

Here we go, kids...

It's like the mad rush of charitable donations that occcur before the end of the tax year. Only with a lot more high explosives...

Israel is hitting "hundreds" of sites in Gaza. Please note the relative silence from Fatah and Abbas in the West Bank. Got to love "Palestinian" "Unity".

Israel, in my studied opinion, will hit Iran within three weeks, with "Special Emphasis" on the areas in and around Natanz. By "Special Emphasis" I mean the creative application of a staggering amount of air dropped, deep penetrating, ordnance. I would not be surprised if nuclear deep penetrators are used.

To add insult to injury, the Pakistani's have put their forces on high alert and are moving units toward the borders with India. India is rattling saber's like it's going out of town. Great - two nuclear armed powers are about to take roughly a century of animosity and crank it up a notch.

All of this before the current resident of the Office of the President-Elect, begins his "rule". His spokeswoman's term, definitely not mine.

So, to sum up - 2008 has really sucked. I have hope for 2009, but let's call it "cautious optimism", and by that mean I might have to start drinking heavily.

Greatest blog... ever... with pictures

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

I'm amazed I was able to type this through the haze of tears from laughing so hard.


(Hat Tip to the always stellar Ace of Spades ace.mu.nu)

Awesome...

Got this from Rustmeister's Alehouse: http://rustmeister.blogspot.com/

(Click for larger version- the fine print is worth it)

Drunk Blogging 101

OK, so perhaps blogging while blasted is a complete mistake, but here it goes...

***RANT #1***
Spaten Optimator Beer *(From Munich, by G-d) (fu--in' Krauts) is verry, verry tasty, 'specially after 1/2 a bottle of Petit Syrah.

***RANT #2***
The world and everything in it is going to shit. Bad things are on the horizon. Nobody remembers how bad it can get. It will again. Ask the Chinese...

***Rant #3***
Curse me for quoting Whitney Houston, but children are indeed our future.

***Rant #4***
This whole thing made a lot more sense when I started it.

***Rant #5***
Women... man, oh man. What a... (feel free to project)

***Rant #6***
I am finding that I am similar to Steve, Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, Charlotte, Aiden, Alexsandr, Smith, Harry, and John James Preston. F--k you, Mr. King. To those of you who get this reference, kudos. To those, who don't - don't worry about it.

Out,

The Crazed American

PS -------s should stay strong. They should, above all, continue to act as the gentlemen they are. Telling the b--ch where to "step off" gains nothing. 'Specially before all of your stuff is moved out.

PPS Others will understand when I unload on them during our "session" in the AM. Sorry in advance, but I get eloquent when I am "in my cups". I can't start drinking that early in the AM... To those of you who are in the dark, apologies.

Again,

Out,

The Crazed American